Since December of last year, we have been living in the Southwest corner of Georgia, a place where most of my family is either from or currently lives. I was born an hour East of here, in Tifton a place most notable for the Abraham Baldwin Agricultural College.
Originally, our plan was to breeze into town, [...]
Settling In To The South
Fire The Workaholics
37Signals says you should fire the workaholics at your company. I think I might just agree.
Precarity In America
While I was living in Europe I found myself involved in quite a few pub discussions about Precarity and its adjunct flexploitation. One thing that popped up in all of those conversations was the question of why there is no discussion of precarity in the United States.
I said then, and still believe that there is [...]
The Housewives Tarot
The Housewives Tarot
Now You Can Outsource Your Personal Life Too
Now You Can Outsource Your Personal Life Too
Fitting In
Fitting In
Now We Can Work 19 Hours A Day!
Now We Can Work 19 Hours A Day!
What The Heck Is Leisure Time?
In 2005,Valerie A. Ramey and Neville Francis authored a paper entitled A Century of Work and Leisure. In it, they look at work and leisure trends in the twentieth century. They conclude that some 70 percent of the decline in hours worked has been offset by an increase in hours spent in school. Further, contrary [...]
Are You A Big Fat Idiot?
Okay, so over-eating makes you dumber, smoking makes you dumber, lack of sleep makes you dumber, unnecessary seriousness makes you dumber, multi-tasking makes you dumber and dumber, email makes you dumber, and meetings make you dumber…
So the dumbest person to work with, or for (in an office setting, anyway), would be a fat smoker who [...]
Contstant Email Checking Makes You Stupid(er)
Contstant Email Checking Makes You Stupid(er)
Developers Leave US For China Over Working Conditions
Developers Leave US For China Over Working Conditions
Being Effecient Is A Liability
Being Effecient Is A Liability
Why You Need A Degree To Work For BigCo
Why You Need A Degree To Work For BigCo
A Cynical Look At “Lifestyle Amenities”
There has been, since the mid 90’s, a trend towards companies offering more and more on-site amenities. From day care to car washing, coffee bars to game rooms and massage therapists, companies, especially IT firms, are falling all over themselves to provide these types of things “to attract the best talent”.
Have you ever stopped to [...]
Balance, Or Meaning?
Okay, I know I have posted about the work/life balance and how I just don’t get it several times already, but I find the whole concept, and all of the ennui surrounding it to be a fantastic window on the modern American psyche that I just can’t help but return to it…
Anyway, I had the [...]
Why Do We Work?
This seems like a stupid question, doesn’t it. We work because we must, because we have to “earn a living”. Right? The economic truth of life is harsh and brutal, and only hard work and sacrifice will provide us with any measure of security or leaisure, right? From a young age we are indoctrinated with the Puritan idea that suffering is required to redeem our “original sin” as human beings and that “hard work” was not only our curse because of this “original sin”, but that hard work is both the main factor in producing material wealth and that it is character building and morally good.
Thirteen Jobs I Have Had
According to some experts, people in my generation will switch careers, not just jobs, seven times in their working life. I seem to be a bit ahead of the curve:
Fast-food flunkie.
Fast-food assistant manager.
Saw operator at a slaughterhouse.
Construction worker.
Dish washer.
Prep cook.
Sous Chef.
FDA sub-contract analytic field scientist.
Delivery driver.
[...]
Multitasking
Multitasking is a very popular idea, a buzzword with wide acceptance, and one of the best ways to waste your time and raise your stress level, both at work and at home.
University of Michigan psychologists demonstrated in a detailed five-year study that multitasking actually makes people less effective at their jobs. Because the human brain [...]
So, What Do You Do?
That question is the favorite conversation starter in America, where identity and career (or mere job function) are deeply tangled in each other, where “you are what you do”. Almost without fail, the answer to what we do (a verb) is usually replied to with a noun: “I am a ____.” No one “polices” or [...]
Some Thoughts On Choosing What Work To Do…
In deciding what work to undertake in life, a man should first endeavor to share his soul, by becoming an artist, poet or musician. If he finds his soul unfit for sharing, then he should choose to share his mind by becoming a teacher, philosopher or writer. If he finds no thoughts in his mind, [...]
Sad, But Oh So True…
I know it’s an old joke, but for some of us, it rings so true…
NEW COMPANY POLICY STATEMENT:
Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days
Each employee will receive 52 personal days a [...]
Cubicles
Fortune magazine is running an article called Cubicles: The great mistake. It’s as if I am playing tee-ball here with Unnecessary Things…
Highlights of the article include the inventor of the cubicle, Robert Propst, calling them a “monolithic insanity”, the history of the cubicle from Hermann Miller to now, and the hilarious observation that
It is the [...]
Your Job Sucks!
According to a study by the National Sleep Foundation, the average employed American works a 46-hour work week; 38% of the respondents in their study worked more than 50 hours per week. Assuming that Mr. and Mrs. Average American will work for 35 years before retirement, that is 83,720 hours of their life spent not [...]
How To Be An Obnoxious Twit
At Work
Refer to “we” when you mean “me”.
Brag constantly about how many hours you work, or how late you were at the office last night.
Only refer to people by their names when you are upset with them, as if you were a nanny.
With employee A, talk about your misgivings about employees B, C and D. [...]
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