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My life in England so far:
Me: “I’d like to open a bank account please.”
They: “Do you have some money?”
Me: “Yes.”
They: “Excellent, here you go.”
Me: “I’d like to rent a flat”
They: Do you have any money?”
Me: “Of course.”
They: “Brilliant! Here’s your keys”
Me: “I’d like to make a phone call from my house please.”
They: “Maybe later.”
Me: “Well, [...]