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By Jon | 27 Apr 08 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, fatigues, a thigh holster, combat boots, etc… Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined. They have opinions on everything, regardless [...]

By Jon | 05 Mar 08 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

I’m Your New Bicycle

I’m Your New Bicycle: Single-serving Jon

By Jon | 28 Feb 08 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

We Must All Do Our Part To Preserve This Climate Of Fear

By Jon | 08 Feb 08 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

More Tarot Fun

Fun Tarot Cards: 21st Century, Barbie, Buffy, Discworld, 1980’s, LEGO

By Jon | 29 Jan 08 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

Sometimes I wonder: When did American consumer culture reach the point of no return? I now have an answer: sometime in the ’70s, when the Wonder Sauna Hot Pants were first offered to the public.

By Jon | 17 Dec 07 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

Dumber Than Dirt

America’s kids - dumber than dirt.

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Idiotic legal arguments

Hang around the fringes (like a Ron Paul rally) long enough, and someone will make an idiotic legal argument. Fortunately there is A Casebook for Dealing with Extremist Legal Arguments

By Jon | 25 Nov 07 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

Presidential Library Burns

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A tragic fire on Thursday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.

By Jon | 23 Nov 07 | Posted in Pondering | Comments (0)

Dumbening

Measuring the Dumbening of America for 20 Years

By Jon | 30 Oct 07 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

LOLcat Bible

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.

By Jon | 19 Oct 07 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (0)

Twenty Year Old Libertarians

I find it amusing that this cartoon appeared on Toothpaste For Dinner immediately after the Ron Paul Defense Corp descended on my post about him and budgetary pork.

By Jon | 30 Jun 07 | Posted in Diversions | Comments (1)