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This is tactical gear for the spatial expansion of private leisure.

Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships.

Richard Dawkins lets another mouth-breathing meat-head have it.

We start as social creatures, isolate ourselves into small rooms writhing with power strips, then make friends with similarly sequestered people, trying to re-create the very communities we’re avoiding.

What Every American Should Know About the Middle East

The US Federal Reserve is examining the Nordic bank nationalisations of the 1990s as a possible interim solution to the US financial crisis.

Homosexual researchers at the Pink Tiger Research Institute , working for years to determine what it is that makes people Christian, have isolated the gene which causes the ailment. They hope to use this finding to cure people of their Christianity.

Think of this website as an excellent tool for bringing some accountability to the “thin blue line” and their “code of silence”.

Finally, a content ripper for the literate.

Maybe the Free-State freaks could move to Nauru instead. Only 10,000 population and just dying to be bought out…

My personal favorite: “Doubting the technical accuracy of this diagram“

April 15, 1988: “If Jesse Jackson were not black, he wouldn’t be in the race”
March 7, 2008: “If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position”

Reading is dead. No, wait, it’s not. We just read different things, like blogs and Facebook comments and “missing”Apple manuals now. Literacy is purely functional. Nah, we just need better technology. If blog-scanning is “literacy” then counting to ten is “numeracy“.

Read and becomeenlightened, Ghost Dog.

The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, fatigues, a thigh holster, combat boots, etc… Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined. They have opinions on everything, regardless [...]

This is perhaps the greatest book review ever written: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, An Unappreciation.

Gloom: The Game of Inauspicious Incidents and Grave Consequences

Cannibals. Fakirs. Crime and punishment. Rituals. Slaves, cults and customs. Warriors and weapons. Equestrians and equilibrists. Musicians and mendicants. Dance, dress, undress and body modification. Structures, conveyances, beasts, and more breasts than you can shake a stick at! This is The Secret Museum of Mankind.

Here is a helpful conversion chart for dating. Find the things you love now about your mate and see how you’ll likely think about them in a decade.

The seven steps to revolution. Are we there yet?