Shrine of the Mall Ninja

The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, fatigues, a thigh holster, combat boots, etc… Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined. They have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.

The shadowy and shrill figure known as Gecko45 is the holy Dalai Lama of these dolts.