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Appetizer
If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?

Breed, isn’t that really irrelevant to actually being a dog in the first place? Simply becoming canine would be good enough for me, but I suppose being a large enough one that I wouldn’t get killed if stepped on would be a bonus. Maybe something in the GSD / Doberman / Boxer size range.

Soup
What does the color purple make you think of?

Eggplant, wine grapes, red hats and smoke on the water.

Salad
Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?

Ready for what? I write/plot/plan/code in my kimono, so not very long if that’s what I’m doing that day. Somewhat longer for days that involve work boots, jeans, etc.

About one pot of coffee, I suppose…

Main Course
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?

I see one of my cousins every week or so, a couple I email on a regular basis, the remaining twenty I am not so close to.

Dessert
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for. (Example: SFO = Sweet Funny Otter)

TJT =

• Traveling Jewish Theatre
• Totally Junk Toys
• The Juliana Theory
• Threaded Jack Telephone
• Toe Jam Time
• Tiger Jakarta Timur
• Twitter’s Just Terrible
• The Java Tutorials
• Tajikistan Time (UTC +5)

…I could go on and on and on.