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Since everyone seems to be up in arms over the damage to the delicate fabric of American society that would be done by allowing two people to marry because their frolicking is of the type that runs a major evangelical cult sect, I have a modest proposal.

Let’s make heterosexual marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and is probably a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution.